Brandon, 29, got it right. He posted this picture as his tinder photo.
What a power move, showing the ladies what truly matters.
As long as he isn’t some Gary Busey-looking creature, Brandon, 29, is gonna get his rod polished repeatedly.
I know catfish are everywhere but do they make fake tinders? I think this is actually her. I mean, I do live in Vegas and the strip is about 13 miles from my house which is where she’d be. Also a catfish would probably right-swipe everyone to mindfuck them in the chat right? Needless to say, we weren’t a match. So crushing. I fuckin’ love cuddles and sushi. I’m just going to assume she’s using this as free advertising for her pornogs and she ‘NO’s everybody.