Tag Archives: Rory McIlroy

TJ OSHIE 4-PUTTS FROM 7 FEET

21 Jul

So I’m assuming this was at the same tournament that Roenick was caught flipping the bird at.  Can’t really blame TJ for missing the first one and not gonna lie, I’ve missed plenty from that second distance too.  Not to mention I’d probably be shitting myself on national TV.  But he’s an Olympic-level professional athlete so that shouldn’t be an issue.  It’s the third attempt that is just simply laughable.

 

“Oh, no, no, no.”  Spot-on commentating.  Just love it.  Also love the look his caddie gives him and also how quickly Oshie scoops the ball out of the hole and skip-jogs outta there.  At least it wasn’t on the first hole at the British Open…

 

Oh Ernie.  He hit his tee-shot into the gallery and it hit some dude in the face and left him all bloodied up. Els didn’t quite live up to his nickname, “The Big Easy,” afterwards though, because the thought of it was clearly mind-fucking him on the green.  Just knockin’ the ball around like a girl playing mini-golf.

And while we’re on the subject of golf, congrats to Rory McIlroy, and more importantly, his father (and friends), for the win at Royal Liverpool.  For those that don’t know, they put down $600 at 500-1 in 2004, betting that Rory would win the British within the next 10 years.  This was the final opportunity.  Cheers, ya degenerate Irishmen!  Enjoy the $300,000.

Final thought: TJ Oshie should just stick to doing things such as:

…and so on and so forth.

 

RORY MCILROY DROVE THE GREEN ON A 436 YARD PAR 4 TODAY

10 Jul

 

You kiddin’ me, bro?  This was at the Scottish Open and Rory fired a 64, the new course record at Royal Aberdeen.  The cameraman had no idea where the ball was and understandably so because it was a superhuman strike of the golf ball.  Bet the guy was rocking a semi once he eventually caught up to it rolling onto the green.  Rory casually says his driver is feeling good lately and that he had driven the same green the day before in his practice round.  I don’t even physically understand it because he’s not really that big of a guy.  He’s definitely been hitting the weight room but he’s only listed at 5’9″.  I guess that’s what happens when you have a perfect swing and your club head speed is somewhere around 3,000 mph.  He ended up 2-putting for birdie.  Easy game.

Side note: If I’m on that green putting, I hit that shit right back at him.  Have some goddamn etiquette, Rory.  Who raised you??

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