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JAMEIS WINSTON IS PRETTY GOOD AT SPORTS FOR A 12 YEAR OLD

17 Sep

Deadspin– Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston stood on a table and yelled “fuck her right in the pussy” on campus today, according to a bunch of students who saw him.

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Pretty aggressive move to say the least. Did he lose a bet? Does he just think it’s funny? I’m pretty immature and all for silliness and tomfoolery but this just doesn’t do it for me. It’s literally the type of thing that’s done in the lunchroom in junior high right after you finish playing a round of the “penis game.” Don’t get me wrong, I love the concept of the “fuck her right in the pussy” uprising. It’s revolutionary stuff. But Winston just absolutely butchers it here. It’s meant to be said out of the blue during an interview on live television. You don’t just stand up on a table and yell it out. There are guidelines here. Have some class, Jameis. I guess it’s to be expected though from the type of dude that would attempt to steal crab legs and get caught in the process. He’s a 12 year old boy trapped in the body of a two-sport D1 athletic machine. And now he has to sit out the first half of the Clemson game this weekend. Pretty harsh penalty to be honest. Just shows how brutal twitter can be nowadays. There isn’t even video of him doing it or anything, just a bunch of tweets about it by other FSU students that witnessed it. Talk about a backfire. As much as I hate Clemson, I kind of hope they pull off the upset here. Then Jameis might finally realize that sometimes there are consequences when you act like a child. And in the meantime, he needs to brush up on his FHRITP etiquette. Here’s how it’s done…