Tag Archives: breakfast police


5 Jul

I don’t know. Something about it doesn’t feel right to me. A grown man eating cake for breakfast with syrup and butter dribbling down his chin. Double penalty if there is whipped cream, cherries, and/or confectionary sugar involved. Call me a purist, but men should be eating eggs, bacon, and coffee for breakfast. Save the cake and pastries for after 1pm.

kid pancake


kid pancakesVery Okay

franco pancake

Not Okay

obama pancake

Very Not Okay