MAYWEATHER REPORTEDLY STIFFS WAITRESS ON 25K BILL

15 Sep

TMZ– Floyd “Money” Mayweather did not share A PENNY of the $32 MILLION he earned Saturday night with the waitress who served him $25,000 worth of booze and chicken wings … TMZ has learned.

Nik Nguyen tells TMZ … she thought she’d hit the jackpot when Floyd walked into Rehab at the Hard Rock Sunday afternoon with around 150 people.   Floyd and crew ordered:

5 bottles of Patrone – $2,375
3 Grey Goose  – $1,425
6 bottles of Ciroc – $2,850
20 bottles of Luc champagne – $11,500
1  6-liter bottle of Luc – $6,500
200 chicken wings – $600
1 fruit platter – $55

TOTAL BILL:  $25,305.

Nguyen tells us … she went the extra mile to provide Floyd and company with excellent service.  Not surprisingly … the Hard Rock ended up comping Floyd, and he showed his gratitude by leaving Nguyen … chicken bones, empty bottles and that’s it.

She says it’s especially maddening because some of the people in Floyd’s entourage — including Jamie Foxx — were throwing money at random girls who were twerking on stage.

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As much as I hate Floyd for making me 0-1 lifetime in “Legend’s Locks,” I don’t really care that he and his crew left nothing for this whiny waitress.  Rule number 1 of the money game honey, don’t count your chickens before they hatch.  Bank in the bank, not in your head.  Floyd just prepped for the biggest fight of his life for months and now he’s fucked up on champagne and chicken wings and you expect him to be thinking about your tip?  He probably just forgot.  Go talk to your boss that decided to comp his whole tab.  I’m sure he’ll be fair.  Actually, you probably did the right thing, run to TMZ and get fuckin paid.  I would imagine you got 5k-10k for this story.  Lesson learned though babe, anything is possible.  The best boxer of all time who made 32 million the night before might stiff you, but the man in the sweatpants and spaghetti sauce stained tee shirt may just set you free.

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MAYWEATHER FUCKING AROUND ON INSTAGRAM LATE LAST NIGHT, BET MAIDANA!

13 Sep

Floyd the fuck was busy instagramming at 4am EST last night.  After some quick math, I have figured out that this means he was instagramming at 1am local time in Vegas.  I love it.  First he looks totally uninterested in the fight at the weigh-ins, now he’s busy dicking around on his phone at 1am the night before the biggest fight of his career.  This has upset written all over it.  Big money making opportunity.  Maidana is a +550 underdog, which means for every dollar you bet on Maidana you will win $5.50 back if he wins the fight.  Back the money trucks up!  Unload on your bookie!  This is like getting in on Google stock while it was dirt cheap.  Take Maidana +550 and thank me when your popping champagne and girls are asking you to sign their tits.

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RUN FOR YOUR LIFE GEORGE JUNG

11 Sep

CBS SF– A man so notorious a movie was made about his life just walked out of prison. Ex-kingpin, George Jung is now in San Francisco where he will finish serving his sentence.

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I guess this was news back in June but I completely missed it.  George Jung, the dude Johnny Depp played in Blow, was released from prison into a halfway house a few months ago. If you haven’t seen Blow (you should probably get on that), Jung worked with the Medellin Cartel and smuggled muchisima cocaina into the states back in the 70s and 80s. He was eventually busted in 1994 with close to a ton of blow. 2000 pounds. That’s 907,000 grams. His sentence was initially 60 years but Jung snitched.

Jung was originally sentenced to 60 years in prison but got a reduced sentence after testifying against his former accomplice.

 

OH NO George. This doesn’t make your former accomplice, or his accomplices, very happy. Gotta assume it’s Diego right? You might be 71 years old now but I’d watch your back. If I know the storyline of the upcoming blockbuster Blow 2 (starring Clint Eastwood as an aging Jung) like I think I do, I know that your former accomplice Diego and a horde of angry Colombians are coming for you. Will you be ready?

 

PISTORIUS SOBS LIKE CHILD, FAMILY IS HUMILIATED

11 Sep

Oscar Pistorius has avoided a life sentence for the alleged murder of his supermodel girlfriend but could not avoid internet scrutiny for blowing snots out of his face.

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The poor bastard couldn’t contain himself. The wad shot from his face during an especially humiliating sobbing episode as Judge Masipa told the courtroom he won’t be sentenced to life in prison.

CNN reported the following on Thursday morning:

the verdict will cap a dramatic trial that started in March, and featured months of gory details that have seen Pistorius gag, vomit and break down in heaving sobs

The United Press of South Africa wrote:

His father was so humiliated by his sons “gay weeps” that he had to leave the courtroom.  His father also said  “The incessant sobbing has taken a toll on the entire family, it’s difficult to be in the courtroom.  He’s a coward.”

If being an alleged girlfriend killer isn’t enough to keep the chicks at bay, his ugly snot face and baby sobs will.

WAKE FOREST BACKUP QUARTERBACK PARKS WHERE HE WANTS

10 Sep

Blogger So Dear– An eye-witness to the incident told Blogger So Dear that late Saturday night, Sousa was seen driving his vehicle onto the upper quad. He entered the quad by removing the black gate between the Kitchin and Poteat dormitories, before driving across the quad to the Subway located on campus. The eye-witness stated, “He was not driving recklessly, rather, he just coasted up on the sidewalk to the Subway and got out. It’s not like students were sprinting to get out of the way. Sousa was then chased down by several Wake Forest police officers, before being turned over to the Winston-Salem police.”

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I used to live in the dorm where that Subway is. Davis Hall. Great little spot. If there’s one thing I know about the upper quad, it’s that there are no cars there. Maybe the occasional security vehicle but I don’t even think that. Before they had the specifics detailing exactly how Sousa got his SUV up there, I had to think for a minute because most of the ways to get up to that quad require stairs. Five out of six to be exact. So it had to be Poteat/Kitchin. Still not an easy task and very clearly frowned upon by the university so he had to be wasted. Like I know he got a DUI but I’m saying he was a lot more than blowing barely over .08. I’m guessing .25+. Either that or he’s dumb enough to think that he can A) not get caught or B) get away with it because he’s a backup QB on the worst team in the ACC.

What bothers me most about this is that that specific Subway has to be the worst one in America. I literally think they just shipped the leftover meat and vegetables from our shitty dining hall everyday to Subway. But it was open til 3 AM and they had a late night monopoly on campus so I probably ate about a football field’s worth of the world’s worst foot longs along with the entire rest of the student body. If this kid’s gonna drunk drive he needs to grow up and go all the way to Cookout where late at night you’re in the minority if you’re not at least drunk.

My theory is that this was a calculated move by a young man tired of playing second fiddle on a bottom-feeding football squad. Tired of there never being even close to enough parking on campus while the school sells more and more grossly over-priced parking passes each year to any and all comers. And then the parking tickets? Don’t even get us started on the parking tickets. Sousa was fed up and wanted to go out with a bang, so he did. A pre-meditated, hungry, drunken extravaganza. If my theory is close at all, I’m totally on board with this move. Go Deacs!