11 Sep

Oscar Pistorius has avoided a life sentence for the alleged murder of his supermodel girlfriend but could not avoid internet scrutiny for blowing snots out of his face.


The poor bastard couldn’t contain himself. The wad shot from his face during an especially humiliating sobbing episode as Judge Masipa told the courtroom he won’t be sentenced to life in prison.

CNN reported the following on Thursday morning:

the verdict will cap a dramatic trial that started in March, and featured months of gory details that have seen Pistorius gag, vomit and break down in heaving sobs

The United Press of South Africa wrote:

His father was so humiliated by his sons “gay weeps” that he had to leave the courtroom.  His father also said  “The incessant sobbing has taken a toll on the entire family, it’s difficult to be in the courtroom.  He’s a coward.”

If being an alleged girlfriend killer isn’t enough to keep the chicks at bay, his ugly snot face and baby sobs will.

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