UCONN QB IS A BAD, BAD, MAN

20 Aug

Casey Cochran, UCONN’s starting quarterback, rocks a dirty blond mullet with racing stripe sideburns and a mustache.  His throwback look makes Joe Dirt look like a pussy.

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The red shirt sophomore from Monroe, CT is tall, handsome and athletic.  He sports a face-piece above his upper lip that screams sex maestro and his racing stripes get female engines running.

The women in Storrs, Connecticut are powerless to his sex appeal and his teammates can only watch in envy at his off the field game.    With his majestic hair, this field general would be crazy not to moonlight as a campus clit commander.

BUM

I’m rooting for this burgeoning superstar but I know there’s a few muff-hounds at the next level that are praying he has a bad season.

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GO CASEY!

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