Archive | August, 2014

NEBRASKA WR EARLY CANDIDATE FOR CATCH OF THE YEAR

31 Aug

Check this shit out. 

 

Unfortunately, the Michigan States and Wisconsins of the world won’t make it this easy.

WOMEN’S US OPEN ROCKS!

30 Aug

This week, Women’s tennis takes center stage as the US OPEN is played at Flushing Meadows Park in NYC.  Turn it on, I bet you can’t get through a match  without getting the urge to do a little flushing of your own.

This is what I’m talking about:

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This chick wants it.  I don’t know her name but I’d wreck her.

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I’m uncertain of who this is but look how she throttles that grip!

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This isn’t right.  She’s practically begging for it.  Anyone know who this is?

Venus and Sharapova exchange fuck grunts, a must watch.

It’s nice to know that if my internet goes down I’ll still have a pornographic option.

SCUMBAG OF THE WEEK: FRED COUCH

29 Aug

Fred Couch, you grimy bastard, you’re the Scumbag of the Week.

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You may remember last winter’s “affluenza” case out of Fort Worth, Texas.  An intoxicated 16 year old killed 4 pedestrians and paralyzed another when he crashed his father’s truck into parked cars.  The bastard’s defense claimed he suffered from a psychological condition called “affluenza.” Essentially, they argued that shitty parenting had left him with a sense of entitlement that made it difficult for him to understand the consequences of his actions.  Seems ridiculous…

But, they may have been on to something.

Last week, the boy’s shitty father, Fred Couch, was arrested for impersonating a police officer. Adding to the stupidity of the crime, he wasn’t even a suspect to begin with, he just showed up to the scene of a “disturbance at a house” and told local police that he was an officer.  He flashed some fake credentials, including a badge, to on-duty police officers and must’ve figured he’d be gettin’ down to some police work.  It didn’t work out that way for him.

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People with a grip on reality do not do things like this.  And what the hell did he even stand to gain from it anyway?   He sounds like the kind of guy that participates in repeated unprotected anal sex with truck stop whores and is then genuinely shocked when he finds out he has AIDS.

A sense of entitlement (check). Difficulty understanding consequences (check). Sounds like Freddy has a touch of the “affluenza” too.    

 

OBAMA GOLF HATERS ARE COCK-SUCKING INGRATES

29 Aug

Fox News -Thursday on Fox News Channel’s “The Real Story With Gretchen Carlson,” network regular Geraldo Rivera expressed deep frustration with President Barrack Obama’s reaction yesterday to ISIS beheading American journalist James Foley saying, “Playing golf with his old chums from the hood” was “totally tone deaf and insincere.”

“I think he let us down,” he said.

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Geraldo Riveria, and many other people are upset and concerned with the amount of golf President Obama has been playing this summer with all the global turmoil currently going on.  To them I say, fuck you.  Many of my best life decisions have come on the golf course about 7 beers deep.  Maybe its the same for Obama?  He’s human.  He can’t sit in an office for days on end and not burn out, just like we can’t.  Jordan played 36 holes a day when training in the off-season and he was the best ever at his craft.  Less is more fuckers.  It’s very possible that Obama golfing 18 holes a day will make him a better president and our country will be a better place because of it.  So knock off the attitude and quit being a dick to Barack!

Editor’s note: 

Had to throw in this gem of a video I got of MJ golfing at his charity tournament in Vegas.  The 36 holes/day really paid off!

THE ULTIMATE STRESS BUSTER RECIPE

28 Aug

This is the only “recipe” a man ever needs.  Our nation’s health depends on it.

Click photo for the “recipe”.

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