HER MAJESTY IS A NO GOOD CHEATER

22 Jul

CNN – Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II cheered Estimate on to success at the Gold Cup in 2013 but now her five-year old filly is in the dock.

Buckingham Palace confirmed to CNN Tuesday Estimate had tested positive for banned substance morphine.

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I’ve said it a thousand times and I’ll say it again.  Queen Elizabeth II is a filthy, rotten, good for nothin’ cheater.  She cheats on her husband, cheats in the Royal Bingo Hall, cheated on the application and entrance exam to become queen, and now it’s clear she cheats at horse racing too.  I can just picture her nustling up next to her steed Estimate, post-race, taking turns hitting that morphine drip.  She’s a rebel queen.  Completely derailed.  Somebody at the Palace needs to intervene before it’s too late.

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