WOULD YOU RATHER WEDNESDAY

16 Jul

Would you rather fuck a goat and nobody ever finds out, or not fuck a goat, but everybody thinks you did?

goat

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goat2

goat satyr

Legend –

I’m gonna go ahead and fuck the goat here and avoid the stigma of forever being labeled a goat fucker. Great WYR by the way. Another pretty close one here. In today’s day and age with the power of the internet, I don’t think you could just run off to another city and put your past life behind you. In 2014 if you’ve got skeletons in your closet they are coming out for the whole world to see. Good luck finding a chick that is comfortable being Mrs. Goatfucker. Good luck finding a well-paying employer that hires someone with a track record of beastiality. And good luck going out in public anywhere without rampant paranoia that people are disgusted by you. Seems like your life is pretty much over if everyone thinks you shagged the goat. So whatever, get it over with, and erase It from your mind. If nobody saw it did it actually happen? Also, how do you know you don’t like something if you never tried it 😉 😉 😉 😉

 

scross –

There’s one thing you guys should know about me.  I don’t fuck animals.  Granted, I obviously wouldn’t want everybody thinking I did, but sometimes that just how WYRs work.  It’s about choosing the lesser of two evils.  In the grand scheme of things, you’ve done something very, very wrong if you penetrate a goat — or any animal for that matter — with your wiener.  You’ve done absolutely nothing wrong if you didn’t, but everyone thinks you did.  I could sleep at night knowing everyone else in the world is a fucking dumb idiot that can’t make decisions on their own so they just take the easy route and label me the goat-fucker.  Fuck them!  Where’s the damn proof!?!  Legend’s the one that fucked it I tell you!! Obviously in this scenario something happened that makes everybody think I did.  Maybe a video gets out of somebody looking exactly like me doing the dirty deed or something.  Whatever.  In life, I think it’s important that you are comfortable in your own skin.  You must first be able to live with yourself before you can live with others.   After goat sex, I would not be able to look another human being in the eye.  I’m also assuming you automatically get AIDs.  So fuck that.  You better eventually kill yourself if you ever have sex with a goat.  If I never did it but people think I did, I’d just move to Greece where one of their mythological gods, Satyr, had goat-like features and can be seen in the 4th picture above doing the nasty-nasty.  So I’m assuming that shit just flies there.  It’s god-like.

 

 

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