BLOWING THE WHISTLE!

9 Jul

I’ve had enough.  I’m blowing the whistle on this one.  I’m sounding the bullshit alarm.  I’ve gotta call shenanigans when I see them.  Being a DJ requires no skill whatsoever.  It’s all smoke and mirrors.  I even have several close friends that are DJs.  However, they are frauds and they know it.  No wonder DJ AM killed himself with drugs.  He was living a lie.  The only skill in DJ’ing is acquiring nice equipment and landing gigs.  A small child could DJ an event and nobody could tell the difference.  All you gotta do is play top 40s, a slow song every 20 minutes, a couple song mash-ups you can steal from the internet, and a few oldies like Don’t Stop Believin.  For extra credit, throw in a novelty song like Cotton Eyed Joe.  Boom, hire me for your next wedding and pay me 5 grand.  Nope, I won’t do it.  I’d rather be dutch ovened by Rachel Ray.  I will not fleece my fellow man of his hard earned dollars.

 

“BUT WAIT LEGEND!  ISN’T DJ’ing A COMPLEX SCIENCE MANIPULATING BEATS PER MINUTE TO INDUCE MORE DANCING AND FUN FROM THE CROWD?!”

Kill yourself you fucking idiot.

10 year old+

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One Response to “BLOWING THE WHISTLE!”

  1. DontKilmaVibe July 31, 2014 at 10:40 am #

    I wrote an article on just this. Mind you, I don’t know if you will enjoy it.

    Let me know what you think?

    http://twetenonline.com/branding/thanking-paris-hilton-djs-world/

    Like

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