ANONYMOUS RICH FUCK LEAVES MONEY HIDDEN AROUND S.F., TWEETS CLUES

27 May

Huffington Post– If you live in San Francisco, be on the lookout for some mysterious white envelopes — they may contain $100 bills. An anonymous person is dropping off sums of money around the city and then tweeting hints about the locations in a project called “Hidden Cash.” The person behind Hidden Cash told The Huffington Post that the project will soon expand to other cities.

First of all, enough of the “he or she” bullshit attached to this story. We may not know the person’s name, but there is zero question in my mind that this is a man.  The amount of ego and arrogance it takes for an idea like this to even come to fruition is all the proof you need.  Just read this quote and imagine it coming out of a man’s mouth, then a woman’s.  Which seems more believable?

“I am OK with giving out at least $1000 a day for the foreseeable future. It will not affect my finances significantly.”

That quote is literally oozing testosterone from start to finish.  Can’t wait for this to turn into a dick-measuring contest between rich dudes everywhere, just one-upping each other nonstop until we can all quit our jobs and become professional traveling scavenger hunters.

PS: Still not convinced it’s a dude?  I know man hands when I see them.

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